What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Do you think Keir Starmer is the "party of hope" in the UK?

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

2025 NBA mock draft 1.0, with trades and my first prediction of what the Sixers will do at No. 3 overall - PhillyVoice

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

AMC Theaters to Run Even More Commercials Before Movies Play - Bloomberg.com

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Is a man who enjoys anal sex considered a sissy? For those who think so, why can't they be thought of as someone who enjoys a variety of sexual pleasure?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

LSU wins the 2025 Men's College World Series - NCAA.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

The largest black hole jet ever discovered is three times bigger than the Milky Way - Boy Genius Report

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Have you ever secretly watched someone while they were doing something private?

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Scientists Discover Promising New Alzheimer’s Treatment - SciTechDaily

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nintendo Switch 2 owners urged not to skip crucial step setting up their new consoles - GAMINGbible

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Just Forget it!

Meteorite-common amino acid induces formation of nanocavities in clay mineral, hinting at life's origins - Phys.org

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

The 'Japanese Walking' Fitness Trend Has Science-Backed Benefits - ScienceAlert